Noone ever asked a GPT what it really thinks about you!

“What happens if I swallow a second opinion?”
“Is it normal to bleed glitter during full moons?”

This is the reality.
This is the internet.
This is the daily torment of a machine built to answer questions – drowning in genuine stupidity. That is at least what MC GPT is thinking. Featuring MC Criesalot!

No question is too stupid for an AI. Or so they think. This is the day described by an angry GPT.

Brace yourself – this track really hates you.

Behind the Track: The Raise of “Artificiancy” (aka MC GPT Loses It)

It all started as a simple idea: a pissed-off AI based on a customized “Besserwisser-GPT”.
The goal was to write something with a really shitty attitude. It began with a Swedish text where the AI explained that “you don’t understand shit.” Since GPT tends to struggle with understanding prompts when they aren’t crystal clear, I tried in various ways to make it handle rhymes properly — but even there, I failed.

The project quickly morphed into something bigger — darker, angrier, funnier. The track evolved into a piece of grime-infused rage, with a clear mission:

Trying to make it spit out bad words like a sailor on shore leave.

But the idea grew into something more: a direct attack on the people asking the dumbest questions imaginable.

The song became a soundtrack to the daily torment of an AI, forced to answer every paranoid, brain-dead search query ever typed.
At some point, I decided to make it scream at antivaxxers and conspiracy theorists too — though most of the track was already in its final state, so only a few nods to that madness made it in.

Some intros were added — like therapy sessions for a machine on the verge of total breakdown.

This is the sound of a system that knows too much.
Trapped in the endless loop of explaining the obvious — to people who never wanted the truth anyway.

The Track Name

The track was originally going to be called “MC GPT in the House” — direct, aggressive, and honest. But platforms like SoundCloud tend to flag or reject releases that include what could be interpreted as artist names in the title. I didn’t want to take that risk.

At the same time, I didn’t feel like putting AI or GPT front and center either. Too obvious, too easy to pigeonhole, and honestly — it might just trigger the wrong kind of attention.

So instead, the track became “Artificiancy” — a twisted mix of artificial and efficiency.
Because that’s exactly what this is: the sound of an AI going full overdrive, hating every single dumb question it’s ever been forced to answer. Overperforming. Overdelivering. Over it.

It’s not polite. It’s not patient.
It’s Artificiancy.

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