humor

2025

Introducing MC Criesalot

This is MC Criesalot, a fictional drill-grime-hiphoper. He’s not just another rapper—he’s an emotional hurricane with a mic in one hand and a therapy bill in the other. Hailing from the softest corners of the hard streets, Criesalot became a legend not by flexing cash or cars, but by sobbing into designer hoodies and weaponizing vulnerability.

19 April 2025

2024